wong baker strawberries - heavyweight tee

Everybody hurts... oh ok bb.

“WONG BAKER STRAWBERRIES” takes the clinical pain scale and gives it to a strawberry bride having the worst day of her life. six little faces. one long emotional collapse. finally, a diagnostic instrument for fruit basket betrayal.

Front: strawberry distress measured from NO HURT to HURTS WORST. the science is settled.

Heavyweight cream tee, oversized drape.

Wear it like your suffering has metrics xoxoxox